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关于幽默英语小故事阅读 英语故事教学不仅能有效地学习英语知识,亦能有效地培养学生的思维能力。本文是关于幽默英语小故事，希望对大家有帮助! 拿到钱 Boy: Can I buy you a drink? 男孩：我可以给你买杯饮料吗? Girl: Actually Id rather have the money. 女孩：你不如直接把钱给我得了。 咳嗽 Doctor: Your cough sounds much better today. 医生：听上去你咳嗽今天好多了。 Patient: It should. Ive been practicing all night. 病人：应该如此。我昨晚练习了一整夜。 在地理课上 A teacher put his finger on some place on the map and said: “What is this, John?” 老师用手指在地图上指着某一个地方，说：“约翰，这是什么呀?” John got up and said: “Your forefinger.” 约翰站起身来，说：“是你的食指。” 一个秘密 A: “This matter I just tell you one person, you must the secret for me. 甲：”这件事我只告诉你一人，请你千万为我保密。 B: “Trust, not only I want secret for you, I will tell everybody to be secret for you. 乙：”放心，不但我要为你保密，我还要告诉大家都来为你保密。” 他赢了 Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? 汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. 约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。 Tommy: Thats too bad. How did that happen? 汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won. 约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。 感谢您的阅读，祝您生活愉快。