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小学英文小笑话故事精选 Insomnia 失眠 A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia. 有一个男的去看医生，诉说着失眠的苦恼。 The doctor gave him a thorough examination, 医生给他做了一次完整的检查， found absolutely nothing physically wrong with him, 完全找不到他身体有任何毛病， and then told him, 然后告诉他; Listen,if you ever expect to cure your insomnia,you just have to stop taking your troubles tobed with you. “你听好，如果你希望治疗好你的失眠，你就必须停止把你的烦恼跟着你带上床。” I know said the man, but I cant.My wife refuses to sleep alone. 这个男的说：“我知道呀，但是我没办法呀，我老婆不肯一个人睡嘛!” Cute Harry 可爱的哈利 Its was little Harrys first visit to the country, 这是小哈利第一次停留在乡下， and feeding the chickens fascinated him. 并且喂食吸引他目光的小鸡。 Late one evening he caught his first glimpse of peacock strutting in the yard, 有一天晚上，他第一次看到孔雀在院子里神气 十足地昂首阔步， feathers spread beautifully in all its glory. 得意地将羽毛很优美地向外展开, Rushing indoors excitedly,Harry called out for his grandma. 小哈利很兴裔地，向屋内冲，大声叫他的奶奶来看…… Oh,Granny,come see!Come see! he exclaimed. 他高声地叫说：“喔，奶奶，快来看!快来看!” one of your chickens is in bloom! “你们家有一只鸡开花罗!” Johnnys Prayer 强尼的祈祷 Johnny had been misbehaving and was sent to his room . 强尼因为不乖就被赶进他的房间。 After a while emerged and informed his mother that he had thought over and then said aprayer . 过了一会儿。他就出来跟他的妈妈说他已缓!彻底反省，而且事后祷告了。 Fine,said the pleased mother. 满心欢喜的妈妈说：“很好， If you ask God to help you not misbehave,He will help you. 如果你求上帝帮勘你不要不乖，她就会帮助你。” Oh,I didnt ask Him to help me not misbehave,said Johnny. 强尼说：哦，我没有求她帮助我不要不乖; I asked him to help you put up with me. 我求它帮助你来忍受我。” 感谢您的阅读，祝您生活愉快。