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短篇英文笑话故事
Rodents had overrun a posh时髦的private school near New York City. So the headmaster, a friend of mine, asked a health inspector to deliver a slide presentation to teachers and students, showing how to remedy the situation, i.e. stow装载,收藏 trash, no food in class, etc.
The following day, a teacher had her very young children write a letter to the inspector, thanking him for the visit. One of the students wrote, Dear Mr. Johnson, Thank you for coming to my school. Until I saw you, I didnt know what a rat looked like.
啮齿类动物在纽约市附近的一家时尚的私立学校泛滥成灾。 那家学校的校长我的一个朋友 请来了一位健康检查员来给在校师生作一次幻灯演示,告诉他们如何处理这种情况,如,要垃圾装好,上课不能吃东西等等。
第二天,一个老师让她的那些年纪还非常小的学生给那位检查员写封信,感谢他的来访。 其中一个学生这样写道,“亲爱的约翰逊先生, 感谢您来到我的学校。在看到你之前,我还不知道老鼠长的什么样子。”。
墨水很贵吗
Son: Is ink so very expensive, father?
Father: Why, son, what makes you think so?
Son: W...well. Mother seems quite disturbed because I spilled some on the carpet.
儿子:爸爸,墨水很贵吗?
父亲:不贵呀,你为什么这么想?
儿子:哦,我把墨水洒了一点在地毯上,妈妈好象挺着急的。
A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal.
The teacher held up a picture of a cat.
What animal is this? she asked.
A cat! said Eddie.
Good job! Now, what is this animal?
A dog! said Eddie.
Good! Now what animal is this? she asked, holding up a picture of a
Deer. The class fell silent. After a couple of minutes, the teacher said,
Its what your mom calls your dad.
A horny bastard, called out Eddie.
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter:
Mother: What does the cow say?
Child: Moo!
Mother: Great! What does the cat say?
Child: Meow.
Mother: Oh, youre so smart! What does the frog say?
And this wide-eyed little 3 yr. old looked up at her mother and in her deepest voice replied,
Bud.
TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!
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