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英语小笑话小故事精选 As a college student, I worked in the evenings at a shop. On slow nights, my coworker Susan often sang along with the radio while we did paperwork and restocked merchandise. One evening as the manager was leaving, I expressed my concern to him about our safety, being two women working alone at night. “Oh, you’ll be fine,” he said with a wave of his hand. If you see anybody who looks suspicious, just warn them that Susan knows karaoke.” 我是一个大学生，所以只能晚上在一家商店打工。我的同事苏珊经常在我们记账和理货的时候随着收音机唱歌。一天晚上，经理刚要走，我对他说了我对我们的安全感到不安，因为晚上只有我们两个女的工作。“噢，你们不用担心。”他挥着手说。“如果你们看到任何可疑的人，就警告他们说苏珊会唱卡拉OK。” Doctor: Please open your mouth, Madam. 医生:”请张开嘴，女士。” Lady: Thank you very much, doctor. 女士:“非常感谢您，医生。” Doctor: Why do you thank me? 医生:“为什么要感谢我呢?” Lady: Because my husband always asked me to shut up. 女士:“因为我的丈夫总是叫我把嘴闭上。” Between my first and second ski lessons, I was practicing on the beginners slope at Mammoth Mountain in California. I began to pick up speed, and suddenly I realized I had forgotten how to stop. That same moment, I saw a young couple standing motionless directly in my path. Look out! Get out of my way!” I yelled. 我刚开始上滑雪课时，在加利福尼亚猛妈山的初学者坡道上进行练习。我逐渐开始加速，但我突然意识到我忘了该怎么停下来。就在这时，我看到一对年轻夫妇一动不动地挡了我的道。“当心!让开!”我喊道。 They did not heed my warning, and a moment later the three of us were up to our ears in snow. As we were untangling poles and recovering skis, I apologized, explaining that I did not know how to stop. 他们根本没有注意到我的警告，顷刻之间，我们三人都被埋在了雪里。我们抽出扭在一起的滑雪杆，找回滑雪板。我连忙道歉，解释说我不知道怎样停下来。 Thats okay , madam ,”said the young man. We didnt know how to move.” “没关系，女士，”那名年轻男子说，“我们不知道该怎样滑动。” 感谢您的阅读，祝您生活愉快。