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趣味幽默英语小故事三则 趣味幽默英语小故事：一样的 A man who had been married for ten years was consulting a marriage counselor. “When I was first married，I was very happy. Id come home from a hard day down at the shop，and my little dog would race around barking，and my wife would bring me my slippers.Now everythings changed.When I come home，my dog brings me my slippers，and my wife barks at me.” “I dont know what youre complaining about，”said the counselor.“Youre still getting the same service.” 一个结婚十年的男人正在请教一位婚姻顾问。 “刚结婚那会儿，我非常幸福。我在店里劳累一天回到家，我的小狗会绕着我跑，汪汪叫，而我的妻子给我拿来拖鞋。现在一切都变了。我回到家里，我的狗给我拿来拖鞋，我的妻子对着我汪汪叫。” “我不知道你在抱怨什么，”婚姻顾问说。“你得到的服务还是一样的呀。” 趣味幽默英语小故事：我可以回家了 One day after school the teacher said to his students, “Tomorrow morning, if any one of you can answer my first question, I will permit him or her to go home earlier.” The next day, when the teacher came into the classroom, he found the blackboard daubed. He was very angry and asked, “Who did it? Please stand up!” “Its me,” said Bob, “Now, I can go home. Good-bye, Sir.” 一天，放学以后，老师对他的学生们说：“明天上午，如果你们当中的任何一个同学能首先回答我的问题，我就准许他或她最先回家。”第二天，老师走进教室时发现黑板被涂得乱七八糟，他非常生气的问：“谁涂的?请站起来!”鲍勃说：“先生，是我，现在我可以回家了，再见!” 趣味幽默英语小故事：父亲的东西 When Tom Howard was seventeen years old he was as tallas his father，so he began to borrow Mr.Howards clothes when he wanted to go out with his friends in the evening. Mr.Howard did not like this， and he always got very angry when he found his son wearing any of his things. One evening when Tom came downstairs to go out， his father stopped him in the hall. He looked at Toms clothes very carefully. Then he said angrily，“Isnt that one of my ties，Tom?” “Yes，Father，it is，”answered Tom. “And that shirts mine too，isnt that one of my ties，Tom?” “Yes，thats yours too，”answered Tom. “And youre wearing my belt!” said Mr.Howard. “Yes， I am， Father，”answered Tom.“You dont want your trousers to fall down，do you?” 汤姆·霍华德17岁的时候，长得和他父亲一般高了，于是当他想和朋友晚上