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关于初中英语笑话故事 笑话是民族文化及社会生活中不可缺少的一环,从古至今都拥有广大的受众,深受人们喜爱。本文是，希望对大家有帮助! An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck. Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his friends would ever believe him. He decided to try to break the news to a friend of his, a pessimist by nature, and invited him to hunt with him and his new dog. As they waited by the shore, a flock of ducks flew by. They fired, and a duck fell. The dog responded and jumped into the water. The dog, however, did not sink but instead walked across the water to retrieve the bird, never getting more than his paws wet. The friend saw everything but did not say a single word. On the drive home the hunter asked his friend, Did you notice anything unusual about my new dog? I sure did, responded his friend. He cant swim. An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with. A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at the dealer for another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died. But I think I know where Im going wrong, said the idiot, I think Im planting them too deep. This little boy is visiting the zoo with his father. They stop to have a look at an elephant and the kid just stares at it in fascination. Eventually he asks his father, Dad, whats that thing hanging down? Thats the elephants trunk, replies his father. No, I mean at the other end. Oh, thats the elephants penis. Thats funny, mused the little boy, Last time we were here, Mum told me it was nothing. Well, said the smiling father, You have to remember that your mother is a very spoilt woman. Just after the maid had been fired, she took five bucks from her purse and threw it to Fido, the family dog. When asked why by her former employer,