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小学经典英语笑话故事 少了一品脱 A tourist passing through South Dakota stopped at a blood bank to make a donation. Afterward，he was resting on a cot and saw another donor, who appeared to be a Native American. 有个旅行者在穿越南达科这州时，在一家肤血站献了血.献血后他坐在一张小床上休息。这时，他见到另一个人前来献血.那个人看起来好像是美国的本土人。这个旅行家于是就和他攀谈起来。“你是不是住在路那边的苏族印地安人保护区?” The tourist struck up a conversation and asked,”Do you live on the Sioux reservation up the road? “没错儿。”那人回答. Yes，the man replied. “你是百分之百血统的苏族印地安人吗?” Are you a full-blooded Sioux? “噢，不能完全这么说?. 那人说:“我现在就缺少了一品脱的血.” Well，actually，no，said the man. Right now Im a pint low. 不必再看眼科医生了 It had been many years since my last eye exam,and my wife was pestering me to make an appointment. The more she nagged , the more I procrastinated. Finally，she made an appointment for me. 我己经很多年没做眼睛检查了。我妻子总是催我去挂个号。她越是督我，我越是耽搁不去。最后，她替我挂了个号。 The day before I was to see the doctor，I was in an affectionate mood. After kissing and hugging her, I told her she really looked. good to me., 在我去见医生的前一天，我的情绪特别好。我对妻于又是亲又是抱，还说她是我眼里最漂亮的女人. That does it,”she said.“Im canceling your appointment. 她说:“这回眼睛没问题了，那我现在就去把号退了。” After my husband，John，and I moved to Michigan from Nebraska，our new friends，proud of their beautiful tree一lined roads，teased us about the Mid-wests dull，flat，treeless land. When my parents，Nebraska farmers，visited us，I asked them about their trip. 我和丈夫约翰从内布拉斯加搬到密西根后，我们新认识的朋友们总为他们美丽的林荫大过引以为荣.他们嘲讽我们的中西部平原荒凉、贫瘩，连株枯树都没有。后来我父母从内布拉斯加的老家来看我们，我问他们对旅途的感受。 What a boring drive，my father replied.Once you get to Michigan, theres nothing to see but trees. 我父亲抱怨着:“枯澡，乏味，一进入密西根，除了树什么都没有。” 感谢您的阅读，祝您生活愉快。