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英语版小笑话故事短文 A man has a heart attack and is brought to the hospital ER. 有一名男子患有心赃病，被送往医院急诊室。 The doctor tells him that he will not live unless he has a heart transplant right away. 医生告诉他，除非他立刻接受心脏移植，否则他就活不成。 Another doctor runs into the room and says, 另外一名，医生跑进急诊室说： you are in luck,two hearts just became avaible ,so you will get to choose which one youwant.One belongs to an attorney and the other to a social worker. “你真幸运，刚好有两个心脏可移植，所以你要选择你要哪一个心脏。一个是属于律师，另一个是属于社会工作者。” The man quickly responds,the attorneys . 这名男子很快响应说：“律师的。” The doctor says,Wait!Dont you want to know a little about them before you make yourdecision? 医生说：“等等!你不想在你做决定之前了解一下他们吗?” The man says,I already know enough.We all know that social workers are bleeding hearts andthe attorneys probably never used his .So I will take attorneys! 这名男子说：“我已经知道够了。大家都知道社会工作者都是流血的有同情心的心脏，而律师的心脏可能从来都不曾用过他的。所以我选择律师的心脏。 Helen was on her deathbed , 海伦躺在她临终的病床上奄奄一息。 with her husband Jack at her side. 她的丈夫陪在她的身旁。 He held her cold hand and tears silently streamed down his face. 他握着她冰冷的手，泪水静静地从他的脸上流下来。 Her pale lip moved. Jack, she said, 她苍白的嘴唇颤动着。她说：“杰克，” Hush, he quickly interrupted, Dont talk. 他很快就打断说：“嘘，不要说话。” But she insisted,Jack,she said in her tired voice. 但是她坚持要说。她以疲惫的声音说： I have to talk.I must confess.” “杰克，我一定要说。我必须向你坦白。” There is nothing to confess,said the weeping Jack. 满脸泪水的杰克说：“没什么好坦白的。 Its all right.Everythings all right. 没关系。一切都没事。” No,No!I must die in peace.I must confess,Jake ,that I have been unfaithful to you. “不，不，我必须死得安心。我一定要坦白我对你不忠;红杏出墙。” Jack stroked her hand . 杰克抚摸着她的手。 Now ,Helen,dont be concerned.I know all about it, he sobbed. 他啜泣着说：“海伦 ，现在你不要担心了。我全部都知道了。 Why else would I poison you ? 不然我为什幺要毒死你呀? A man was wandering around in a field , 有名男子在田野里徘徊 thinking about how good his wife had been to him and how fortunate he was to have