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英语笑话故事短文带翻译 Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls? Nicks answer: Because our eyes are before ears. 一次物理考试 在一次物理考试时，当同学们都还在苦思冥想时，尼克很快就答好了第一个问题。 这个问题是：为什么在打雷时，我们总是先看到闪电后听到雷声? 尼克的回答是：因为眼睛在前，耳朵在后。 Distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was to keep their ears from popping. When the plane landed, one of the passengers rushed up to her and said, I‘m meeting my wife right away. How do I get the gum out from my ears? 当空中小姐给乘客们发口香糖的时候，她解释说口香糖有助于他们防止耳鸣。飞机着陆后，一位乘客跑到这位空中小姐面前，说道：“我马上就要见到我妻子了。我怎么才能把口香糖从耳朵里面取出来呢?” George comes from school on the first of September. George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother. I didnt like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too..... 新老师 9月1日， 乔治放学回到家里。 乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗? 妈妈问。 妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6。 A keen young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical music, so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert. To make the occasion even more memorable, she treated everyone to lemonade, cake, chocs and ices. Just as the party was getting back into their coach, she said to little Sally, Have you enjoyed yourself today? Oh, yes, miss! said Sally, It was lovely. All except the music, that is. 除了音乐 一位热心的年轻教师想让她的学生多了解一点优秀的古典音乐，就安排了一天下午去听音乐会。为了使这次活动能给大家留下更深的印象，她请大家喝柠檬汽水、吃点心、巧克力和冰淇淋。在大家回来上汽车的时候，她问小萨莉：“你今天玩得好吗?” “噢，好极了，小姐，” 萨莉说，“除了音乐其它都很好。” The absent-minded professor shouted: Kate, come to the blackboard! Another student says, Kate is absent, Professor. Silent! Let Kate speak for herself. 粗心的教授大声地喊道：“凯特，到黑板前面来!” 另外一个学生说：“教授，凯特没来。” “别说话，让凯特自己讲。” 感谢您的阅读，祝您生活愉快。