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. 英语幽默笑话带翻译 1:A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: I think that he is very ill. I am afraid that he is dead. said the doctor, Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: Im not dead. Im still alive. Be quiet, said the wife. the doctor knows better than you! 医生懂得多 一个男人在街上被出租车撞倒送进了医院 .他的妻子站在他的床 前对医生说 : 我想他伤得很厉害 . 医生说 : 我怕他已经死了 . 听 到医生的话 ,这个男人转动着头说 : 我没死 ,我还活着 .妻子说 : 安静 ,医生比你懂得多 . 2:You cant go without me The bus is very crowded. A man tries to get on, but no one gives way to him. Hey, let me get on the bus. the man shouts. Its too crowded. Youd better take the next bus. a passenger says to him. But you cant go without me. Im the driver. the man says. 部分内容来源于网络，有侵权请联系删除！ . 没有我你们走不了 公共汽车上很拥挤 .一位男士想上车 ,但是没有人给他让路 . 喂,让我上车 ! 那位男士喊道 . 车太挤了 ,你最好坐下一辆 车上的一位乘客对他说 . 但是没有我你们走不了 .我是司机 ! 那位男士说道 . 3:Drunk One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, Whats the meaning of the word Drunk, dad? Well, my son, his father replied, look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk. But, dad, the boy said, theres only ONE policeman! 醉酒 一天，父亲与小儿子一道回家。 这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都 很感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道： “爸 爸， 醉‘’字是什么意思？ ” 唔，孩子，“ ”父亲回答说， “你瞧那儿 站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了。 ” “可是，爸爸， ”孩子