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一分钟幽默英语笑话故事 疯狂的司机 Theres a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, “Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!” Herman says，“I know, but there isnt just one, there are hundreds!” 一位高龄老人开着车在高速公路上驾车时，接到了妻子打来的电话，妻子焦急地告诉他说，“赫尔曼，小心!我刚从电台上听到报道说，在280号公路上有一个疯子正在开车逆行!” 赫尔曼说，“我知道，可是不是一个，而是成百上千个!” Dead turtle 死去的乌龟 Mommy, my turtle is dead, the little boy, Myrddin, sorrowfully told his mother, holding the turtle out to her in his hand. 妈妈,我的乌