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PAGE PAGE 1 少儿英语幽默笑话带翻译 【篇一】少儿英语幽默笑话带翻译 Two tomatoes went shopping. The first tomato walked fast. The second one asked, “Where are we going?” The first tomato has no answer, the second tomato asked again. The tomato has no answer, so the second tomato asked again. The first tomato finally turned slowly,said: “We are not tomatoes? We can talk?” 两颗番茄去逛街，第一颗番茄突然走得很快，第二颗番茄就问：“我们要去哪里?” 第一颗番茄没有回答，第二颗番茄又问了一次。 第一颗番茄还没回答，所以第二颗番茄又问了一次。 第一颗番茄到底渐渐转头说：“我们不是番茄吗?我们会说话吗?” 【篇二】少儿英语幽默笑话带翻译 Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers! Mrs. Brown: It’s no use, my little dog can’t read. 布朗夫人：哦，心爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了! 史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊! 布朗夫人：没有用的，我的小狗不认识字。” 【篇三】少儿英语幽默笑话带翻译 She was so excited and anxious to tell him. She said, “I’ve bought two presents for your birthday, dear. I would tell you now because I can’t wait until that day. One present is a mat to put in front of my dressing table. Another one is a bronze statuette(小雕像) for the drawing room mantelpiece.” And then she added: “Now me?” Her husband thought for a while and then replied: “I’d better get you a new razor and some ties, so that we may exchange presents with each other.” 有个女人给她的丈夫买了生日礼物。 她很激扬，并且急于要告知她的丈夫。她说：“心爱的，我买了两样东西给你做生日礼物。我现在就要告知你，由于我等不得到那一天才说。一件礼物是一个地垫，可以放在我的梳妆台前。另一件是一个青铜的小雕像，可以放在客厅的壁炉架上”她还说：“好啦，你预备给我买什么呢?” 她的丈夫想了一会就说：“我是给你买一个刮胡刀和几条领带。这样我们就可以相互交换礼物了。” 【篇四】少儿英语幽默笑话带翻译 A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day. During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple for all 25 years, she would give them one wish each. The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her hand, and Boom! She had the tickets in her hand. Next, it was the husband‘s turn. He paused for a moment, then said shyly, “Well, I‘d like t