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两人英语笑话故事阅读 Waiter theres a fly in my soup!Keep it down sir or theyll all be wanting one. 服务员，汤里有只苍蝇!我知道， 先生，我们没有另收钱 Waiter there is a fly in my soup!Sorry sir maybe Ive forgotten it when I removed the other three. 服务员，汤里有只死苍蝇!是的， 先生，是开水杀死了它们。 Waiter theres a fly in my soup!Its OK Sir theres no extra charge! 服务员，汤里有只苍蝇!对不起， 先生，我弄走那三个时忘了这个。 The woman had been away for two days visiting a sick friend in another city. When she returned，her little boy greeted her by saying, Mommy, guess what! Yesterday I was playing in the closet in your bedroom an