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精选英语幽默故事 ：换个工作 The doctor looked at his patients tongue, felt his pulse, knocked on his chest, and began: Same old story, my friend. Too much confinement. Do not deny it. What you need is plenty of outdoor exercise. Walk, Walk. But, doctor... Dont argue with me. I am the doctor. Take my advice. Walk ten times as much as you do now. Thats the only thing that will cure you. But my business... That is just the trouble. Your business! Well, change your business, so that you can get a chance to walk more. What is your business? Im a letter-carrier. 医生看了看病人的舌头，号了号脉。 敲了敲他地胸部，说道：“还是老问题，朋友， 运动量太小，不要否认这个事实。 你需要大量的户外运动。 走路。 走路。 ” “不过，医生……” “不要同我争辩，我是医生。遵照我的嘱咐，走10倍于你现在所走的路，这是治愈你的疾病地唯一方法。 ” “然而我的工作是……” “这正是问题所在。 你的工作!好吧，换一个工作。 这样一来，你就有机会多走动了。 你是干什么的?” “我是一名邮递员。 ” ：一台更好的洗碗机 Mrs Williams lived in a small street in London, and now she had a new neighbour. Her name was Mrs Briggs, and she talked a lot about her expensive furniture, her beautiful carpets and her new kitchen. Do you know, she said to Mrs Williams one day, Ive got a new dishwasher. It washes the plates and glasses and knives and forks beautifully. Oh? Mrs Williams answered. And does it dry them and put them in the cupboard, too ? Mrs Briggs was surprised. Well, she answered, the things in the machine are dry after an hour, but it doesnt put them away, of course. Ive had a dishwasher for twelve and a half years, Mrs Williams said. Oh? Mrs Briggs answered, And does yours put the things in the cupboard when it has washed them? She laughed nastily. Yes, he does, Mrs Williams answered.He dries the dishes and puts them away. 威廉姆斯太太住在伦敦的的一条小街上，现在她有了一位新邻居。 这邻居叫布里格斯太太，她对她的高档家具，漂亮地毯和新厨房谈论很多。 “你知道吗?” 有一天她对威廉姆斯太太说道：“我有一台新洗碗机。它洗盘子、杯子和刀叉洗得非常好。” “哦?”威廉姆斯太太回答说，“它能弄干盘子、杯子和刀叉吗?还可以把它们放进碗柜吗?” 布里格斯太太很吃惊。“ 嗯，”她回答说，“洗碗机里的盘子、杯子和刀叉一小时后就干了，但当然啰，洗碗机不能把它们收起来。” 威廉姆斯太太说：“我有一台洗碗机已经12年半了。” “哦?”布里格斯太太回答说，“你的洗碗机在洗完盘子、杯子和刀叉后能把它们放进碗柜