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经典英语笑话小作文阅读 May We Have Our Teacher Back? 能让我们老师回去吗? While visiting a country school, the chairman of the Board of Education became provoked at the noise the unruly students were making in the next room. 在访问一听乡村学校时，教育委员会主席因为隔壁房间里不守规矩的学生们发出的噪音而愤怒不已。 Angrily, he opened the door and grabbed one of the taller boys who seemed to be doing most of the talking. 他气愤地推开门，一把抓住一个身材较高的男生，他似乎说话最多。 He dragged the boy to the next room and stood him in the corner. 他拖着男生到另一个房间，并让他站在墙角。 A few minutes later, a small boy stuck his head in the room and pleaded, 几分钟后，一个小男孩探进头来，恳求道: Please, sir, may we have our teacher back? “求求您，先生，能让我们的老师回去吗?” A Womans Answer 女人的回答 A husband said to his wife, 一位丈夫对妻子说： Why did God create women to be beautiful but foolish? “为什么上帝把女人创造得如此美丽却又愚蠢呢?” Well, his wife answered at once. “噢，”他的妻子立刻回答道， The reason is very simple. “原因很简单。 God made us beautiful so men would love us; 上帝使我们如此美丽，男人才会爱我们。 God made us foolish so we would marry them. 上帝使我们如此愚蠢，我们才会嫁给他们。” Wifes Begging 妻子的祈求 Two men were talking at the break-room. 两位男士正在休息室淡论着。 One was telling the other about a fight he had had with his wife. 一位对另一位说起他与妻子的一场争斗。 In the end he said, I had her begging on her knees. 他说：“最后，我迫使她跪下来求我。” What did she say? asked the coworker. “她怎么求你的?”另一位很好奇。 She told me to come out from under the bed. “她求我快点从床下爬出来。” Reasons 理由 One early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up. 一天清晨，妈妈去叫还在睡觉的儿子起床。 Wake up, son. 起来，儿子。 Its time to go to school. 去学校的时间到了。 But why? I dont want to go to school. 但是为什么?我不想去学校。 Give me two reasons why you dont want to go to school. 给我两个理由，你为什么不想去学校。 One, all the children hate me. 第一，所有的孩子都恨我。 Two, all the teachers hate me. 第二，所有的老师都恨我。 Oh! Thats not a reason. 哦!这不是理由。 Come on, you have to go to school. 来吧