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Mother Fucking Swiss 这是一个居住在瑞士的加拿大人写的吐槽文，甚至网上后来还衍生了一个词 MotherFucking Swiss 〃麻痹瑞。。 奇葩一般的瑞士人?… I have an acronym for situations like this ? MotherFucking Swiss? I love/hate these people. 我对瑞士人有一个缩写一一麻痹瑞。我心里同时喜欢/讨厌这些人。。 You park a bit crooked, but still in side the lin es,a nd the n eighbors call the police? MFS 你停车停得有点歪一一但还是在线里，然后下一秒，邻居就叫来了警察！麻痹瑞。 Youre training for a triathlon, cycling topspeed, and get passed by a man in a suit on a mountain bike? MFS 你在训练三项全能，骑车到最高速的时候，旁边一个穿着西装去上班的男人骑着 口行车轻松超过你。麻痹瑞。 A (rare) homeless man hits you up for change’and it turns out that he speaks 5 Ianguages? MFS 一个流浪汉（极其罕见）向你讨要零钱，然后你发现他会五国语言。麻痹瑞。 Youre meeting friends in a strange town andyour phone dies, so you ask in bars and hotels whether you can use theirs, andevery single person looks at you like an alien; they cant even comprehend thelevel of disorganization that would result in an unexpectedly dead phone, andall refuse to help you, thinking it must be some kind of trick? MFS 你和你朋友约在一个陌生的地方见面，但是你的手机没电了，如果你进去某个酒 吧或者酒店里问他们是否能让你打个电话，他们会用看外星人的眼光看着你一一 他们无法想象一个人生活居然可以这么没有计划，连手机没电这种事情都没预先 计划好。然后就拒绝借用电话。麻痹瑞。 Youre applying for an apartment with agarden, and ask if you can plant in it too. You know, some tomatoes, a pumpkin’whatever. The Corbusier-looking mother ****er sucks his teeth and the n fin allysays perhaps., .if you can prove geometrically that these plants would beelegant additions to the overall theme of the space. MMMFFFFSSSS 你租个一个带花园的房子，问你的房东是否可以在后院里种些南瓜，西红柿什么 的，她会说。。可以吧，如果你能证明这些东西长成后不会破坏总体的空间和外 观和谐度。麻麻麻麻痹瑞。 Climbing a terrifying ridge and get passed bya heavily pregnant woman, annoyed at your slowness? MFS 攀登的吋候被一个挺着大肚了的孕妇超过，脸上还带着一副对你慢动作的鄙视和 厌烦。麻痹瑞。 Fire needs to be lit / shed needs to be built/ any physical task needs to be done properly? Ask the Canadian?. MFS 火得是点亮的，棚子得是搭好的，所有事情要按规律按秩序做好。麻痹瑞。 The bar closes at 12:00. At 11:55 thebartender announces last call, at 11:59:59 the last patron leaves the door, andat 12:00:01 the police appear. MFS 酒吧12点关门，口点55分的时候酒吧会提醒说最后一次点酒，2