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小学英语故事短文带翻译 A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in a department store and asks the boy at the counter, W-w-w-wheres the m-m-m-mens dep-p-p-partment? 有名口吃很严重的粗壮肌肉男，走到百货公司柜台问服务员：“请...请问...男...男装...部在...在...哪...哪里?” The clerk behind the counter just looks at him but does not tell the man where the mens department is. 柜台服务员只是看着他，并没有回答那个人男装部在哪里。 The guy repeats himself: W-w-w-wheres the m-m-m-mens department? Again, the clerk doesnt answer him. 那个人又问了一次：“请...请问...男...男装...部在...在...哪...哪里?”可是服务员仍然不回答他。 The guy asks several more times: W-w-w-wheres the m-m-m-mens department? 那个人又问了好几次：“请...请问...男...男装...部在...在...哪...哪里?” And the clerk just seems to ignore him. Finally, the guy is angry and storms off. 店员好像就是不想理他，最后那个人咒骂了一声，愤然离去。 The customer who was waiting in line behind the guy asks the clerk, Why wouldnt you answer the guys questions? 排在那个人后面的顾客向店员问道：“你干吗不回答那个人的问题?” The clerk answers, D-d-d-do you th-th-th-think I w-w-w-want to get b-b-b-beat up?!! 店员回答：“你...你觉...觉得...我...我想...被...被他...痛...痛扁...一...一顿吗?!!” A lady was walking down the street to work. A parrot was perched on the side-walk outside a pet store. 一名女士走路上班时经过一家宠物店，看到有只鹦鹉栖息在店外人行道上。 The parrot said to her, “Hey lady, you are really fat.” Well, the lady is very angry!She stormed past the store to her work. 那只鹦鹉对她说：“喂，小姐，你好胖哦。”想也知道这名女士听了很生气!便怒气冲冲地经过这家店上班去了。 On the way home she saw the same parrot and it remarked to her, “Hey lady, youare really fat.” 下班回家路上，她又看到同一只鹦鹉，结果鹦鹉又开口对她说：“喂，小姐，你好胖哦。” She was very pissed off now. The next day the same parrot again said to her, “Heylady, you are really fat.” 她这回被惹毛了。第二天，同一只鹦鹉又对她说同样的话：“喂，小姐，你好胖哦。” The lady was so ticked that she went into the store and told the store manager shewould sue the store and kill the bird. The store manager replied, “That’s not good,” and promised the parrot would not call her fat again. 这名女士火冒三丈，冲进店里跟老板说她要告这家店，把那只鹦鹉给宰了。老板回答：“这样