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初一笑话英语故事带翻译 West Point My father, brother and I visited West Point to see a football game between Army and Boston College. Taking a stroll before kickoff, we met many cadets in neatly pressed uniforms. Several visting fans asked the recruits if they would pose for photographs, to show our son what to expect if he should attend West Point. One middle-aged couple approached a very attractive female cadet and asked her to pose for a picture. They explained, We want to show our son what he missed by not coming to West Point. 父亲、哥哥和我到西点军校去观看一场陆军与波士顿大学之间的橄榄球赛。开始之前，我们到处转了转，碰到许多穿着整齐制服的学员。几名游客问新兵是否愿意摆出军姿来让他们摄。“好让我们的儿子知道，如果他到西点军校来学习会得到什么。” 一对中年夫妇走近一名非常漂亮的女学员，问她是否愿意摆个姿势照相。他们解释说：“我们想让儿子知道他没来西点军校错过了什么。” Present for Girlfriend At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. Shall I engrave her name on it? the jeweler asked. The customer thought for a moment, and then said, No-engrave it ‘To my one and only love‘. That way, if we ever break up, I can use it again. Teacher: What is the chemical formula of water? 老师：水的化学分子式是什么? Student: HIJKLMNO. 学生：HIJKLMNO。 Teacher: What are you talking about? 老师：你在说什么? Student: Yesterday you said H to O. 学生：你昨天说的从H到O。 Five Months Older The Second World War had begun, and John wanted to join the army, but he was only 16 years old, and boys were allowed to join only if they were over 18. So when the army doctor examined him, he said that he was 18. But John‘s brother had joined the army a few days before, and the same doctor had examined him too. This doctor remembered the older boy‘s family name, so when he saw John‘s papers, he was surprised. How old are you? he said. Eighteen, sir, said John. But your brother was eighteen, too, said the doctor. Are you twins? Oh, no, sir, said John, and his face went red. My brother is five months older than I am. 大五个月 第二次世界大战开始了，约翰想参军，可他只有十六岁，当时规定男孩到十八岁才能入伍。所以军医给他进