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最新外国幽默故事三则 外国最新幽默故事：别着急 A fellow with a bad cough comes in to the pharmacy，walks up to the counter and asks for the pharmacist. A young clerk tells him that the pharmacist is not available. The man asks the young clerk if he can recommend anything for his cough. The clerk gives him a bottle of some medicine for his cough. The customer takes a big swig, then after a few minutes，with no apparent relief, he takes another, and another. 一个人咳嗽得非常厉害，他到药房去抓药。当他走近柜台找药剂师的时候，一个年轻的店员告诉他药剂师这会儿很忙。那个人就问这个年轻的店员能不能给他点药来止咳。那个店员就给他一瓶药水止咳，那个人就喝下一大口。过了几分钟，症状没有明显的好转，他就又喝了一大口，接着又一大口。 In a short while, the pharmacist returns，and sees his old friend，the customer with the cough, sitting quietly in a booth near the soda fountain. He says to his clerk that the fellow has never before stopped at the soda fountain. 过了不久，药剂师回来看到他，那咳嗽的老朋友，安静地坐在冰柜旁。他对他的店员说，那个人从来没有在冰柜旁逗留过，现在是怎么回事? The clerk proudly tells the pharmacist the story of his transaction. The pharmacist looks at the recommended medication and angrily reprimands the clerk for recommending a laxative，instead of cough syrup. The clerk reminds the pharmacist whatever the mode, the medication was effective. The pharmacist replies,Now, he’s afraid to cough!” 那个年轻的店员把自己处理的办法自豪地告诉药剂师。药剂师看着他给的药，严厉地责备店员怎么能用泻药而不是止咳糖浆来止咳。店员提醒药剂师，不管什么方法，药开始起作用了。药剂师反驳说:“现在他是不敢咳嗽了!” 外国最新幽默故事：春季种植 The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady. For almost a week he made a complete nuisance of himself, irritating both staff and the other patients，demanding attention and expecting his every order to be followed immediate1y. He was in a six-man ward rather than a private room, his meals were too cold or not served to suit his taste, the light needed to be adjusted to his demands, the nighttime activities interfered with his rest… and on，and on. 一位将军因为一点小病在一所军队医院里接受治疗。整整一周他都在挑刺找麻烦，这使医院的工作人员和病友们对他很反感。他苛刻的要求他的每个命令都要得到执行。他住在一个六人病房里，他的饭不能是凉的，也不能不合他的口味，就连灯光也要调到他需要的亮度，夜里有什么动静也不能影响他的休息，等等。 One afternoon a