有关于英文笑话小故事大全.docxVIP

有关于英文笑话小故事大全 You should be on TV Boyfriend: How is my guitar skill? Girlfriend: You should be on TV for your talent. Boyfriend: Am I so good? Girlfriend: If you were on TV, I can at least switch it off. How old is your dad Teacher: How old is your dad? Student: He is as old as I am. Teacher: How is it possible? Student: Because he became a dad only after I was born. A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi. B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi. Patient: I think Im spending too long on the computer, Im starting to get spots in front of my eyes. Doct