Problem with gas 放屁的问题分析和总结.pdfVIP

Problem with gas 放屁的问题 Problem with gas 放屁的问题 A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, ¨Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesnt really bother me too much. They never small and are always silent. 有位小老太太去看医生，她对医生说：”医生，我有爱放屁的毛病。其实也不是大问题，因 为我放屁不臭而且没声音。 As a matter Of fact, Ive farted at least 20 times since Ive been here in your office. You didnt know l was farting because they dont smell and are silent.” The doctor says, ¨I see, Heres aprescription. 事实上，自从我进了你办公室后，已经放了至少20 个屁了，但是你并不知道对吧，因为我 的屁不臭，而且还没声音。医生说：“好的，我明白了。 Take these piles 3 times a day for seven days and come back to see me next week. The next week the lady goes back. Doctor, she says, ¨I dont know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts…although still silent... stink terribly. 吃这个药片，一天三次连续吃七天，下星期你再来。一个星期后，老太太来了，¨医生，你 到底给的我什么药，现在我放屁还是没声音。 The doctor says, “Good! Now that weve cleared up your sinuses, lets start working on your hearing. 但是怎么这么臭医生说：太好了!既然你的嗅觉正常了，门开始治听觉吧。¨