The Young Offenders《年少轻狂（2018）》第四季第五集完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

你可能想知道为什么我的好基友乔克

Youreprobablywonderingwhymybestpal,Jock,

嘴里塞着一个智能手hearts;机hearts;

hasasmartphonestuckinhismouth.

一切都要从斯塔的六岁生日说起

ItallstartedwithStarssixthbirthday.

你可以叫我老古董但我觉得你坏应该在一个毒贩的家里

Callmeafuddy-duddy,butIdontthinkyoushouldbethrowing

给一个六岁的孩孑办生日派对

abirthdaypartyforasix-year-oldinadrugdealershouse.

这

Its...

嗨克雷格你好

Hi,Craig.Hiya.

那不是毒贩的家

Itisnotadrugdealershouse.

是托尼和梅雷亚德的家

ItsTonyandMaireadshouse.

康纳不是毒贩他是毒骡

AndConorwasnotadrugdealer,hewasadrugmule.

毒贩和毒骡唯一的区别就是毒骡

Theonlydifferencebetweenadrugdealerandadrugmule

毒贩和毒骡唯一的区别就是毒骡

Theonlydifferencebetweenadrugdealerandadrugmule

比毒贩更蠢

isoneisstupiderthantheother.

我今天肚子不太舒服

Mytummysfairstickytoday.

可能是之前掉在你嘴里的鱼肠造成的

Thatsprobablyfromthatfishgutthatlandedinyourmouthearlier.

来我的电hearts;话hearts;响了

Comehere.Myphonesringing.

帮我拿一下好吗

Getthatthere,willyou?

快拿吧好吗

Justgetit,willyou?

喂奥拉琳达最近怎么样

AlIright,Orla?HowsLinda?

嗨康纳

Hi,Conor.

我很好谢谢你的关心

Imgrand,thanksforasking.

哦对不起你好吗奥拉

Oh,sorry.Howareyou,Orla?

哦对不起你好吗奥拉

Oh,sorry.Howareyou,Orla?

老实说康纳我现在很烦

Well,tobehonest,Conor,Imupthewallswith...

琳达怎么样

HowsLinda?

再好不过了

Couldntbebetter.

疯狂地准备婚礼因为她要

Madpreparingfortheweddingbecauseshesgettingmarried.

和别人结婚了

tosomeoneelse.

嗯我知道服了

Yeah,Iknowthat.JesusChrist.

你真的知道吗

Doyou?

嗯嗯嗯我知道

Yeah,yeah,Iknewthat.

滚蛋

Sap.

好了奥拉什么事儿

AIIright,Orls,whatsup?

我打电hearts;话hearts;是想请你帮个忙

Imringingtoaskafavour.

我让人重新装hearts;修hearts;了厨房hearts;

Imhavingthekitchenredone-

石英台面深蓝调酒柜

quartzcountertops,darknavyshakercabinets.

也没做多高端但他们说还要两周

Nothingtooelaborate,buttheyrenowsayingitllbeanother

才能完工

twoweeksbeforetheyrefinished.

嗯怎么你想让我帮你粉刷吗

Yeah?So,what,youwantmetohelpyoupaintitorsomething?

不不不是的

No,no,nothinglikethat.

只是我不能在这里办斯塔派对了

ItsjustIwontbeabletothrowStarspartyhere.

我们能在你家办派对吗

Anychancewecouldhavetheparty