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AReader’sTheaterScript

OriginalstorybyN.M.Ryan

WordCount:2,141

Characters:

Narrator

Kayla

CampInstructor

Conner

Mom

Dad

CommanderKleen

RancidRita

Narrator:

Kaylahas30secondstodiffusethebombbeforeitexplodes.Wiping

herpalmsontheseatofherpants,shestudiesheroptions.

Kayla:

Redwire,greenwire,bluewire?

Narrator:

Takingadeepbreath,shecutsthegreenwire.

KABOOOOM!

CampInstructor:

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ThankstoAgentPerault,wejustlostDisneyland.

Narrator:

Asthelightscomeup,theInstructorlooksaroundtheclass.

CampInstructor:

Cananyonetellmewhatwentwrong?

Narrator:

TheclassremainssilentastheInstructorstrollsoverto

thebombsimulator.

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CampInstructor:

Whendealingwithbombs,youcannotlosefocus!Don’tbelieve

everythingyouseeinthemovies.Greendoesn’talwaysmean

go,andreddoesn’talwaysmeanstop.

Narrator:

Hereachesdownandyanksouttheredwire.

CampInstructor:

AgentPerault,youjustfailedBombBasics.Classdismissed,

seeyouallatCampBeaglenextyear.

Narrator:

Disgustedwithherperformance,Kaylastormsoutahead

ofherclassmates.

Conner:

Anotherhecticdayattheoffice,Isee.

Kayla:

Ohshutup,Conner,ittookyouthreetriestopass,andthat’s

becausethereareonlythreewires.

Narrator:

Kaylathrowsherbombgeardown,grabsherlaptop,andslamsher

lockershut.

Conner:

There’snoneedtoexplode.

Narrator:

Conner’squipsarecutshortasheduckstoavoidKayla’swell-aimed

punch.

Conner:

Hey,careful!OurnextclassisCodeCracking,notbonecrushing.

Narrator:

HeracesafterKaylawhohas