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ThreeSmartPals三个机灵鬼
1.FreshFishforSale出售鲜鱼
Al,Sal,andHalwerethreepals.Theywereverysmart.Onedaythey
watchedMr.Bingopenhisnewfishstore.Mr.Bingplacedthefishinthe
window.Hesweptthewalk.Heclimbedaladdertonailupasign.The
signsaid:FRESHFISHFORSALE.
“Thatsignhasabigproblem,”saidAl.“Youcansaythatagain,”saidSal.
“Thatsignhasabigproblem,”saidAl.“Itsuredoes,”saidHal.Mr.Bing
almostfellofftheladder.“Whatproblem?”sheasked.“Isthespelling
wrong?”Salpulledabigdictionaryformhersack.Shelookedthroughtit.
“Thespellingisfine,”shesaid.“Butitstillhasaproblem,”saidAl.
“Pleasetellmewhatitis,”saidMr.Bing.Al,Sal,andHalputtheirheads
togethertothink.“Aha!”shoutedAl.“One,two,threefour.Fourwords.”
“Toomanywords,”saidHal.“Asignwithtoomanywordsisawordy
sign,”saidSal.“Youareallsosmart!”saidMr.Bing.“Idon’tneedto
paint‘FORSALE’“Everybodyknowsmyfisharenotfree!”Mr.Bing
paintedout‘FORSALE’.Nowthesignhadonlytwowords:FRESH
FISH.
Mr.Bingclimbeddowntheladder.Al,SalandHalbegantolaugh.They
rolledontheground.Tearsstreameddowntheircheeks.
“Thatsign!”giggledSal.“Itissofunny!”shoutedHal.Helaughedsome
more.“Funny?Whyisitfunny?”askedMr.Bing.Halpulledaboxof
tissuesformhissack.Al,Sal,andHalwipedtheireyes.Theyblewtheir
noses,hard.“Oh,my,whatajoke!”saidSal.“Freshfish?Arefishfor
saleeverrotten?”“Sillyyou,Mr.Bing,”saidAl.“Sillyme,”saidMr.
Bing.Mr.Bingclimbeduptheladderagain.Hepaintedout“FRESH”.
Nowthesignhadonlyonewordleft:FISH.Mr.Bingclimbeddownthe
ladderagain.
Halshookhisfistathim.“Thatsignmakesmeangry!”Halshouted.Sal
stampedherfoot.“
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