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【超级经典的英语笑话大全】英语笑话大全爆笑

笑话是日常生活中常见的一种幽默。与一般日常会话不同,笑话刻意违反合作原则,由此衍生出会话含意,并利用会话含意之间的冲突实现其预定功能。X分享超级经典的英语笑话，希望可以帮助大家!

超级经典的英语笑话：MotherTeresaGoestoHeaven

MotherTeresadiedandwenttoheaven.

GodgreetsheratthePearlyGates.Areyouhungry,MotherTeresa?saysGod.

Icouldeat,MotherTeresareplies.

SoGodopensacanoftunaandreachesforachunkofryebreadandtheyshareit.

Whileeatingthishumblemeal,MotherTeresalooksdownintoHellandseestheinhabitantsdevouringhugesteaks,lobsters,pheasants,pastriesandwines.Curious,butdeeplytrusting,sheremainsquiet.

ThenextdayGodagaininviteshertojoinHimforameal.

Again,itistunaandryebread.

Onceagain,MotherTeresacanseethedenizensofHellenjoyingcaviar,champagne,lamb,trufflesandchocolates.

Stillshesaysnothing.

Thefollowingday,mealtimearrivesandanothercanoftunaisopened.

Shecantcontainherselfanylonger.Meekly,shesays:God,IamgratefultobeinheavenwithYouasarewardforthepious,obedientlifeIled.ButhereinheavenallIgettoeatistunaandapieceofryebread,andintheOtherPlacetheyeatlikeemperorsandkings!Ijustdontunderstand.

Godsighs.Letsbehonest,Hesays.Forjusttwopeople,doesitpaytocook?超级经典的英语笑话：ConfessionalEtiquette

Thenewpriestisnervousabouthearingconfessions,soheasksanolderpriesttositinonhissessions.Thenewpriesthearsacoupleconfessions,thentheoldpriestaskshimtostepoutoftheconfessionalforafewsuggestions.

Theoldpriestsays,Crossyouarmsoveryourchestandrubyourchinwithonehand.

Thenewpriesttriesthis.Theoldpriestsuggests,Trysayingthingslike,Isee,yes,goon,Iunderstand,andhowdidyoufeelaboutthat?

Thenewpriestsaysthosethings,tryingthemout.Theoldpriestsays,Now,dontyouthinkthatsalittlebetterthansaying,Whoa...Whathappenednext?超级经典的英语笑话：BeforeyoumeetwithGod

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