[爆笑合集] 英语搞笑小品剧本精选 1.pdfVIP

英语搞笑小品剧本1

Characters:NarratorNSalesmanSDadDMaggieMAliceA

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Candy(C),Policeman(P)

Preparation:学校布景，做糖果用桌及相关材料，小贩家布景

Scene1（AtSalesman’shome）

N:Inadarkdirtyhouse,therelivedasmall,dirtysalesman.Healwaysmakes

unhealthycandiesandsellsthemtothestudents.Hehasalotofmoneynow.

Buthowdoeshemakethecandies?Oh,xu……Heiscoming!

S:Hello,doyouknowme?No?Oh,letmetellyou.Imthefamouscandy

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salesmanattheschoolgate.Mycandiesareverypopular,(展示)，Idon’tknow

why.Thefoolishstudentsalwayscomehere.I’llbeabosssoon!Candy,money,

candy,money……

Oops!It’stimetomakecandiesnow.(看表)

First,puttheflouronthetable.

Then,water,sugar,flour.(边说边做)

Nowpress,press……

Oh,mydirtyhands!Nevermind!Justdoit!(满不在意的神情)

Press,press……

Oh,mygod!(鼻涕)Nevermind!Justdoit!

Press,press,thechildrenwillnotknowit,it’sOK,hehehe……

Nowletmecutitintopieces!

One,two,three,four,five……（用脏菜刀）

Wow,everythingisready!

Oh,Imsodirtyandugly!

糖果钻出来（跳舞），跳完后，非常难过地说：’

WhatcanIdo?Thestudentswilleatme!Andtheywillbeill!Wuwuwu…

S:Mmmm…Itlooksdirty,letmegiveyouanicecoat!(给它穿上)Wow!Now

itssobeautiful!Haha

’……

C:Oh,no!Dontsellme!Imdirty!

’’(拖糖果下场)

Scene2（Attheschoolgate）

N:Thenextday,whentheclassisover,allthestudentscomeouthappily

andthesalesmangoestotheschoolgateasusual.（Maggie和Alice欢快地跑

出校门，看到小贩）

(小贩拉着糖上场，吆喝)：Candies!Candies!Sweetcandies!……

M:Oh,Alice!Look!Candies!

A:Yeah!Ithinktheyareyummy!

M:Letsaskhim.

’

A:OK!

C:Dontbuyme

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