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517 The One With Rachels Inadvertant Kiss [Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there as Rachel enters, happily.] Rachel: Good, you guys are all here! Ross: Hey! Whats up? Rachel: Well, I have a job interview at Ralph Lauren tomorrow! All: Congratulations! Ohh, thats great! Rachel: I know! Joey: Boy, that guys underwear sucks! Rachel: Wh-what?! Joey: I got this pair marked excess, I gotta tell ya, there was no room for excess anything in there. Rachel: Anyway, Im going to be the coordinator of the womans collection, Ill work right under the director, its the perfect, perfect job for me! Phoebe: Wow! Well, if you nail the interview, youll get it! Rachel: Yeah. Phoebe: You wanna work on your interview skills? Rachel: O-okay! Phoebe: Okay! All right, lets start with the handshake. Hi. Rachel: Hi. (They shake hands.) Phoebe: Very good handshake, good wrist action. Monica: Let me try. (Gets up to join them.) Phoebe: Okay. (They shake hands and she pulls away suddenly) Oh my God! What did I ever do to you?! (Rubbing her hand.) Monica: Did I squeeze it too hard? Phoebe: Lets just say, Im glad Im not Chandler. (Chandler tries to comprehend that remark.) Opening Credits [Scene: Monica and Rachels, Joey is standing at the window waving at Ross.] Joey: Thats right Ross, I can see you in your new apartment! And you can see me! Same as yesterday, (To Monica) same as the day before. Monica: Is he doing his shark attack bit yet? Joey: Nope. Op, wait! There he goes. (We see Ross through the window and he acts like a swimmer that gets attacked by a shark, picture one of the many, many, many Jaws movies they made and you get the idea.) Joey: (waving) Very funny Ross! Very life-like and funny. Okay. (Notices that a woman is waving back.) Oh no-no-no, I wasnt waving at you lady. (She just stares at him.) (Joey sees how beautiful she is.) Whoa, maybe I was! Hey, Monica, this totally hot girl in Rosss building is flirting with me. Monica: Get in there man! Flirt back, mix it up! Joey: Yeah