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413 The One With Rachel’s Crush [Scene: A Theatre, Chandler and Ross are there to watch the premiere of Kathy’s play.] Chandler: Okay, she is the star of the play. And she is my girlfriend! I get to have sex with the star of the play! Ross: People can hear you. Chandler: I know!! (The play starts.) Chandler: Wow! She looks great. Doesn’t she? Ross: Yeah. (Onstage there’s a knock on the door and Kathy opens it. We don’t see what’s going on, only hear it.) Kathys Co-Star: Hi! Kathy: Hi! Ross: That is one good looking man! Chandler: Is it just me, or can you actually see his abs through his overcoat?! Kathys Co-Star: Sooo, you’ve been doing this long? Kathy: No, you’re my first. Put the money on the table. (Ross and Chandler have stunned looks on their faces as Kathy and her co-star start making out.) Kathys Co-Star: Oh, yeah! Ooh, that’s nice. (They start making out harder.) Ross: Dude! Kathys Co-Star: Is that an expensive blouse? Kathy: If you want it to be. (Kathy’s co-star rips her blouse off and buttons go flying into the audience, and one hits Ross. Chandler’s mouth is on the floor.) Ross: Here’s your girlfriend’s button. (Holding the button.) OPENING CREDITS [Scene: Chandler and Joeys, erm, Monica and Rachels, Monica is still unpacking after the move, and Phoebe is their also.] Phoebe: Oh, hey, Mon, do you still have your like old blouses and dresses from high school? Monica: Yeah, I think I have some around here somewhere. Why? Phoebe: Well, it’s just that maternity clothes are so expensive. (Rachel enters) Monica: Hey, Rach! I made a pile of your stuff over on this side of the room. If you could just…(Rachel grunts and throws her purse at it)…throw your purses at it. Rachel: Bloomingdale’s eliminated my department. (Phoebe gasps) Monica: Oh my God, are you out of a job? Rachel: No, but they stuck me in personal shopping. Which is just a huge step down! Phoebe: Personal shopping? What is that? Like where you walk around with snooty rich people and tell them