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1003 The One With Rosss Tan [Joey and Rachels apartment] Chandler: So, you and Rachel tonight, huh? Joey: Yeah. Its actually our first official date Chandler: Wow! So tonight may be the night! Youre nervous? Joey: Naa, no. This is the part Im actually good at. Chandler: What must it be like not to be crippled by fear and self-loathing. Joey: (pause) Its OK! Chandler: How can you be so confident? Joey: Well, I... I know exactly what Im gonna do! Chandler: Really? Like you have a routine? Joey: No, no no no no. See. Each woman is different.You have to appreciate their uniqueness. Chandler: Really? Joey: No, I do six things! First, I look deep in her eyes. Then, I kiss her. Next I take my hand and I softly graze her thigh. Chandler: You mean like this? (he starts touching his thigh in a funny and awkard way) Joey: NO! Not like that, no no. No, like this. (He starts lightly grazing Chandlers thigh) Chandler: Oh, I see what you mean, thats quite nice. (They look at each other, both embarassed) Joey: More foosball? Chandler: ...and beer!! OPENING CREDITS [Central Perk. Ross and Chandler are on the couch] Monica: (entering) Hey! Ross and Chandler: Hey! Monica: (to Chandler) Hey sweetie! (they kiss) Ross: (looking at Monicas legs) WOW! Chandler: Hey! Stop staring at my wifes legs! No no! Stop staring at your sisters legs! Ross: Im sorry, its just... how did you get so tan? Chandler: She went on one of those spray-on tan places. Ross: Eh, you got a spray-on tan? Monica: Chandler gets pedicures! Ross: (laughing) Why, why you do, like with the-the toe separators? Chandler: (To Monica) Why...why? Ross: Still, I cant believe thats sprayed on... I mean, it looks really good. I wonder if I should get one! Chandler: Sure, then you should get a mini skirt so you can really show it off. Ross: So, do you get colours or just French tips? Monica: There. Heres their card. Ross: Thanks. (he takes the card) Hey, I know where this place is! It used to be an X-rated video... (pauses when