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707 The One With Ross’s Book [Scene: Joey and Rachels, Joey is eating breakfast as Rachel enters having just woken up.] Joey: Morning! Rachel: Hi! Oh, how was your date last night? Joey: Pretty good. Rachel: Oh good. (She walks to the closed bathroom door, opens it, and finds a naked woman wrapped in a towel.) Ahhh! My God, sorry! (She closes the door and confronts Joey.) Joey: Okay, really good. Anyway I gotta go; I’m late for work. Rachel: What-what?! You’re gonna leave this person with me?! Joey: Yeah—Hey, don’t worry, she’s a terrific girl. And hey listen, could you do me a favor? When she comes out could you just mention that I’m not looking for a serious relationship; that’d be great. Rachel: Why?! What?! Are you kidding?! Joey: Just casually slip it in, y’know lay the groundwork. Tell her uh, I’m a loner—No! An outlaw! Tell her she doesn’t want to get mixed up with the likes of me. Rachel: Y’know what? That’s a lot to remember, can’t I just tell her you’re a pig? Joey: Hey, I’m gonna call her later! Honest! Oh come on, Chandler used to do it! He’d even make the girl pancakes! Plus, he’d make extras and leave ‘em for me. Rachel: Well forget it, I’m not telling that girl anything. That is not my responsibility. Joey: Fine! (Pause) Now, where’d we land on those pancakes? (She chases him out the door as his date emerges from the bathroom.) Joey’s Date: Hi! Rachel: Hi. Joey’s Date: Sorry about that, but I couldn’t get that lock to work on the door. Rachel: Yeah, Joey kinda disabled it when I moved in. Joey’s Date: You must be Rachel, I’m Erin. Rachel: Hi. Erin: Hi. I don’t mean this to sound like high school, but did he say anything about me? Rachel: (pause) Would you like some pancakes? Opening Credits [Scene: N.Y.U’s University Library, Ross is entering with Chandler.] Chandler: …Come on! Why are we here?! Ross: Okay, okay take a guess. (An old woman pushes a cart full of books past.) Chandler: The hot chicks? Ross: Okay, okay, I was typing names into the librar