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613 The One With Rachel’s Sister [Scene: Central Perk, Joey is giving Rachel, Chandler, Phoebe, and Ross their bills.] Joey: Okay Rach, that muffin and espresso, $4.50. Ross, double latte, $2.75. Chandler, coffee and a scone, $4.25. And Pheebs, herbal tea, $1.25. So, all together that’s (pauses to figure the total) $12.75. Chandler: This coming from the man who couldn’t split our 80 dollar phone bill in half. (A good-looking woman approaches.) Woman: Hi! Joey: Hi! Woman: How much do I owe you for the muffin and the latte? Joey: Oh that’s on the house courtesy of Joey Tribbiani. Woman: Oh great! Well, tell him thanks. And since uh, Joey seems like such a nice guy, maybe we could go on a date sometime? Joey: Well, he’s not used to women being so forward with him; but uh, I good check with him—He says it’s okay. (She hands him her card.) Great! Thanks! Bye-bye! Ross: Hey Joey, how come our stuff isn’t free? Joey: It will be when you look like that in a tight skirt! This is great! I’m getting more dates than ever! Rachel: Wait a minute, you’re only giving free stuff away to the pretty girls? Phoebe: Yeah Joey that is so gross! Joey: How about a scone on the house baby? Phoebe: (giggles) I’m pretty. Opening Credits [Scene: Monica and Chandlers, everyone but Monica is there playing Monopoly.] Ross: Hey does anyone have any gum? Phoebe: Oh I do! (She grabs her huge purse and starts rummaging through it and taking out various items in a futile search for the gum.) Oh, y’know what? No. (Pause) Wait a second. (She removes a bag filled with water that has a goldfish swimming in it.) I know it’s in here somewhere. Ross: Y’know what? I’m good! I’m good! Monica: (entering) Hey! Ross: Hey! Chandler: Hey, what are you doing here? Shouldn’t you be at work? Monica: (congested) Ugh, they sent me home. They said I can’t work if I’m sick. All: Ohh! Chandler: I’m so sorry you’re sick. Monica: I’m not sick!! I don’t get sick! Getting sick is for weaklings and for pansies! Rachel: Honey,