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课前五分钟智力趣味幽默 Are you going to treat me?An American actress came to China for the first time. One day when she was looking for her new Chinese friend after a performance, she came across an anxious Chinese who had always wanted to practice his English with native speakers, but had never found the chance. When he saw the actress, he went up and exchanged greetings, then started his practice.?揌ow old are you???揑抦 sorry. Please don抰 ask a lady about her age,?the actress said uneasily.?揌ow much do you earn each month??the Chinese tried hard to recall this sentence from his textbook.?揝orry again. We don抰 feel like telling others about that either, ?she again refused to answer.?揌ave you had lunch??the Chinese tried again to show his traditional way of greeting.? “No, are you planning to treat me to a meal?’ she asked in surprise. 你要请客吗？有位美国女演员首次来中国演出，有一天演出结束后在找她的中国朋友时，碰见一位总想与老外练讲英语的中国人，可惜他一直没有这样的机会。当看到这位女演员时，他走上前去互相问候，接着便练起英语来。? “你多大啦？”? “对不起，请不要问女士的年龄，”演员感到很不自在。? “你每月挣多少钱？”中国人极力回忆着教科书上的句子。? “对不起，我们也不愿意把这事告诉给人家。”她再次拒绝了对方。? “你吃过饭了吗？” 中国人再次用本民族的传方式询问对方。? “没有，你要请我吃饭吗？”她惊喜地问。 Busy with appointmentsTwo friends meet in the street when the following conversation takes place.Jane: “Well, you know, I have so many appointments with my doctor these? days.”Mary: “nothing wrong with me physically. The doctor is my fiancée.” 忙于约会两个朋友在街上见面后说了下面这段话。珍妮：“最近没有见到您，忙什么呢？” 玛丽：“哦，您知道，我最近一直在忙着看医生。”珍妮：“您患了什么病？”玛丽：“我的身体没患任何病，医生是我未婚夫。” More intelligent in DreamsWhen a student failed to solve a math problem in class, he expressed his regret to his teacher.揑 remember solving the problem in my dream last night, but for the time being I抳e forgotten it. What can that mean??揑t means that you are more intelligent in dreams than when you are awake.?The teacher explained. 梦中更聪明一名没学生在班上没有做出老师的数学题，他感到很遗憾，对老师解释说；“我记得昨天夜里做梦时这道题解对了，但现在一时想不起了。这说明什么？”“这说明你做梦的时候比你醒着的时候更聪明。” Alone and LonelyWilliam Henry is a young American professor who has been teaching in a Chinese