幽默英语脑筋急转弯大全.docVIP

搞笑英语脑筋急转弯 　　1. Why are people tired on April Fools Day? (愚人节人们为什么疲倦?) 　　答：Because they have just had a long March. ( 因为他们刚过了长长的三月。March 三月;行军) 　　2.What weather do mice and rats fear? (老鼠害怕什么天气?) 　　答：When its raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 ) 　　3.When do dogs refuse to follow their masters? (狗什么时候不愿跟随主人?) 　　答：When their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市场时。Flea 跳蚤 flea market 旧货市场 ) 　　4.What question can never be answered by “yes”? (哪个问题永远不能回答“是的”?) 　　答：Are you asleep? (你睡着了吗) 经典笑话 　　5.What tree is always very sad? (哪种树总是很伤心?) 　　答：Weeping willow. ( 垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳树) 　　6.When can you get water with a net? (什么时候可以用网兜装水?) 　　答：When water is turned into ice. (当水结成冰时) 　　7.Why is the pig always eating?猪为什么没完没了地吃? 　　答：Hes making a hog of himself.它想成为一只肉猪。 　　8.Whats the longest word in the world?世界上最长的单词是什么? 　　答：Smiles. Because theres a mile between the letter s.微笑。因为两个字母S中间隔了一里。 　　9.What question is that to which you must always answer yes? 什么问题你只能回答“yes”? 　　答：What does y-e-s spell? (当别人问你)“yes”怎么拼? 　　10.Where were you when the power was cut off? 当停电的时候你在哪? 答：In the darkness. 在黑暗中。 1.What will you break once you say it? (什么东西一说出来就打破？) 2. Will liars be honest after they die? (骗子死了之后会诚实吗？) 3. What always goes up and never goes down? (什么东西只升不降？) 4. Why did the boy make his dog sit in the sun? (男孩为什么让他的狗坐在阳光下？) 5. Why can a bride hide nothing?(为什么新娘子什么也藏不住？) 6. Why is the library the highest building?(为什么图书馆是最高的建筑物？) 7. What is the smallest bridge in the world? (世界上最小的桥梁是什么？) 8. What is the difference between the North Pole and the South Pole? (北极与南极的区别是什么？) 9. What makes naughty boys long to work in a clock factory? (淘气的男孩为什么想去钟表厂工作？) 10. What bird lifts heavy things? (什么鸟能举起重物？) 11. A ship can contain only fifty persons. Now there is alreadyforty-nine person in it. At this time,a pregnant woman comes on andboards the ship. The shipsinks. Why? (有一艘船只能容纳50人，现在已有49人。这时一位孕妇上了船，船就沉了。为什么？) 12. Whats the poorest bank in the world? (世界的最贫穷的银行是什么？)