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Coupling – S01E06: The Cupboard of Patrick’s Love Leading roles’ names: ① Steve ② Susan ③ Jeff ④ Jane ⑤ Patrick ⑥ Sally Additional characters’ names: ⑴ Howard ⑵ Lo ⑶ Jill ⑷ Israeli girl ⑸ Oliver ⑹ Alice ⑺ Liam ⑻ Christy Part - 01 Jane: - I thought it was time. Steve: - Jane? Patrick: - Jane! Steve: - What, just turned up on your doorstep? Patrick: - Just turned up on my doorstep. Steve: - Why? Patrick: - Thats what I asked her. Thats the first thing I said. I said, why? Come in. Steve: - What did she say? Patrick: - She just came in. I had no idea what to say. Drink? Jane: - Thanks. Steve: - Obviously, you ask her what shes doing there. Patrick: - Of course I do. Jane: - You must be wondering why Im here. Patrick: - Yeah, okay. Jane: - Im a very perceptive person. Have you noticed that, Patrick? Patrick: - No. Jane: - I can sense walls. Patrick: - Walls? Jane: - Where you and I are concerned, I think Im sensing a wall. When were all out together, you and I never speak. Never, Patrick. Now, why do you never come and talk to me, Patrick? Patrick: - Well, Ive never really had to. Theres always been blokes around. Jane: - Well, thats sad. Because, the funny thing is, I think weve both got a lot in common. I know I have. Patrick: - Look, I havent been avoiding you on purpose. Dont feel bad. Jane: - I Dont feel bad. No, Ive dealt with all my bad feelings. I went on a course. Patrick: - A course? Jane: - Learning to love yourself. I came top. Patrick: - Shes mad, isnt she, Jane Totally bonkers. Steve: - Oh, yeah. Jeff: - The thing about Jane, right, the thing that youve got to understand. Steve: - Oh, god! Jeff: - No, this is relevant. Okay. Imagine theres this big bus crash outside your house. Patrick: - Bus crash? Jeff: - Bus crash, yeah. And it was all supermodels on board, right and Helen Mirren and you had to build just one supermodel out of the wreckage or one Helen Mirren. And you decided to use just the best bits which might seem a bit heartless, but, you know,