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* Lesson 69 Dialogue Waiter-and-Customer jokes 高二 下册 What’s that fly doing in my soup? Swimming, I think. What’s this? It’s bean soup. I don’t want to know what it’s been; I want to know what it is now. Waiter.Will the pancakes be long? No,sir.Round. Customer:Have you got chicken’s legs? Waiter:No,sir,I always walk this way. Customer:What’s wrong with these eggs? Waiter:Don’t ask me,sir. I only laid the table. Customer:How did you find the fish,Madam? Customer:Quite by accident.I moved a few peas and there it was. —How can I keep the fish from smelling, Mike? —Cut off their noses. Daughter: Auntie kissed me. Mother: How nice! Did you kiss her back, dear? Daughter: Of course not. I kissed her face. Stranger: Boy, will you direct me to the bank? Boy: I will ask for a dollar. Stranger: A dollar! That’s high pay, isn’t it? Boy: Sure ,but bank directors always get high pay. Peter: Er, is that British Airways? Can you tell me how long it takes to fly from Dublin to London? Booking Clerk: Just a minute, sir. . . Peter: OK. Thanks a lot. Good-bye. *