02_Coupling_S01E02_Full课程.docVIP

Coupling – Transcript - S01E02: Size matters Leading roles’ names: - ① Steve ② Susan ③ Jeff ④ Jane ⑤ Patrick ⑥ Sally Additional characters’ names: ⑴ Howard ⑵ Lo ⑶ Jill ⑷ Israeli girl ⑸ Oliver ⑹ Alice ⑺ Liam ⑻ Christy Scene 01 Steve: - Hi, its Steve. Susan: - Oh, hi, Steve. Jeff: - So what was the pause for? Steve: - I dont know. I panicked. Jeff: - What did you do after the pause? Steve: - Well, the pause got out of control. Jeff: - You kept pausing?! Steve: - It got away from me. Steve: - At first, it was just a normal pause, A collect-your-thoughts pause. Jeff: - Thats perfectly acceptable. Steve: - But then...then I thought about the pause. Jeff: - Ah. Steve: - And now the pause is too long to ignore! Jeff: - Yeah, the pause is like a whole third person in the conversation. Steve: - Exactly! Jeff: - Only not saying much. Steve: - Right. Jeff: - Like Patrick. Scene 02 Steve: - Now Im a rabbit in headlights! This pause is just expanding and expanding Like this out-of-control thing! Jeff: - Yeah, like in the blob! Steve: - Yes, like in-what? Jeff: - The blob, 50s horror movie. This blob comes from outer space and just keeps growing and growing. Steve: - Right, thanks. Jeff: - It eats people! And in the end they kill it by electrocution. But that bit doesnt really apply here. Steve: - Anyway, Ive got the phone in my hand and Im saying nothing. Jeff: - Right. Steve: - No, nothing! Nothing is coming into my head! I have forgotten in one moment of embarrassment The entire English language. Jeff: - I hate it when that happens! Steve: - I can feel my hair sweating! Jeff: - Oh, god, yeah. And theres always this puppy trapped in a car that youve got to rescue! Steve: - What? Jeff: - Oh, sorry. Im back on the blob there. Theres always this puppy trapped in a car in those movies. Steve: - Okay. Sorry. So, um... The blob from space is the pause... Jeff: - Yeah. St