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Amit: (calling Aarti) Haa.. hello.. Aarti... Main Amit bol raha hu.. sun.. Golden chance mila he.. mummy gayaaraam bapu ki katha sunne gai he.. aur papa dukaan pe gaye he.. ghar pe koi nai he.. .jaldi se aaja.. .(irritated).chal Abhi nakhre mat kar.. (now starts singing).. Jiya bekarar he.. aai bahar he.. aaja meri raani varna doosari taiyaar he.. And his father enters suddenly Jagdish Lal : ae bhai....doosari kon taiyar he.. hmm..???? doosari kon taiyaar hein..!! Tere baap ko bhi bata..hmm..?? kisko shyari suna raha he.. Amit: kuchh nai pappa.. wo to bank walo ka fon tha.. Jadish Lal: to saale.. bank walo ko tu ye bolta he ki dusari taiyaar he..hein..!! Amit: are nai papa.. kisika bhi fon aata he na to sabse pahle aapki shayari sunane k baad hi fon receive karta hu.. Jagdish lal : wah ..mara dikara.. bas aise hi mere shayeriyon ko popular karta jaa..... waise kya keh rahe the bank waale.. Amit: kuchh nai.. “sasti aurato k liye loan ki offer he..” Jagdish lal: achhaaaa.......... (achanak).. abe oye..gadhe.. “sasti aurato ke liye loan ki offer nai.. aurato ke liye sasti loan ki offer he’’ ..aisa bolte he.. aur waise sasti aurato ko loan ki jaroorat hi nai hoti he bhaai.. Subtle? Jagdish lal: Bhai ye sab chhod.... pahle ye bata..ki ANAKONDA gai....!!!!! Amit..: ANaKoNdA..???? Jagdish Lal: are teri Maaaa... ? ? Amit.. : Pappa.. aap mummy ka koi ek fix nam rakh dona,.. subah aap mummy ko Lady Gabbar keh rahe the..!! Jadish Lal: haa to teri maa gabbar hi he.. saala subah hui nai ki saamne haath felake khadi ho jaati he.. “aaj 500 rupey do.. 700 rupey do.. 500 rupey do.. 700 rupey do..” ... arey kahan se laayega insaan roj roj.. Amit : par pappa..mummy roj itne rupyo ka karti kya he.???? Jagdish Lal: woh to bhai me du to pataa chale.. Aur e bhaai... tujhe aaj naukari ka interview dene jaana he..wo mein yaad dilaau.. Chalo footo yahan se.. get out.. __________ ___________ _____________ Now Jagdish Lal in jolly mood.. Talking to a