朋友圈告白生成器.docVIP

朋友圈告白生成器 篇一：告白最坏结果：“踢出朋友圈” 在向暗恋已久的朋友告白前，都要做好三种准备，一种是得偿所愿，一种是被拒绝但friend zoned（还是做朋友吧），还有最糟的一种是acquaintance zoned（踢出朋友圈），连朋友也没得做。 You are friend zoned when a member of the opposite sex (usually one you want to hook up with) declares you to be just a friend, thereby ruining all potential chances of sex. 当你想追求的异性宣告你只是他（她）的朋友时，你就此被“划入朋友圈”，你俩之间从此再无可能。 Acquaintance zoned is similar to being friend zoned, only far worse. While being friend zoned can sometimes produce a friend, being acquaintance zoned produces nothing. “划入熟人圈”比“划入朋友圈”还惨，“划入朋友圈”至少还能做做朋友，“划入熟人圈”连朋友都做不成。 Example: Josh: So how did asking out Sarah go? Larry: Not well at all. No interest. Josh: Friend zoned? Larry: Worse. Acquaintance zoned. 被发好人卡，还能继续做朋友么 精彩推荐：企业英语培训 篇二：10种恶心到吐的朋友圈状态 10 Types of Posts on Facebook that Make Me Want to Vomit? 10种恶心到吐的朋友圈状态（译者注：为便于大家感同身受，翻译时将Facebook对应成了时下正火的微信朋友圈） 1. Declarations of love that don#39;t ever need to declared: “I love my daughter sooo much.” 没必要的爱的宣告：“我好爱我的女儿啊。” Analysis: They feel the need to convince someone like themselves, or perhaps felt a pang of love and instead of telling the beloved, they felt the whole world should be in on it. Once, a friend of mine posted, “I hate my kid. Sorry to offend you, but he#39;s a little bastard and I#39;m sick of him.” Obviously it was a joke, but 141 people felt the need to tell him what a bad parent he was. 分析：这些人是不是觉得非得让别人知道自己有多喜欢谁，他们可能觉得坚守这份爱有些苦闷，你倒是告诉你爱的人啊，满世界嚷嚷算什么意思啊？有一次我的朋友发了这样一篇：“我讨厌我孩子，如果让你不爽我很抱歉，但他真的是个小混蛋，我太讨厌他了。”很明显他开个玩笑罢了，不(来自:WWBothW 博威 范文 网:朋友圈告白生成器)过141个家伙在下面留言说他实在是个不称职的父亲?? 2. Mundane details about their day appearing as milestones: “Going to dinner and a movie!!!” 普普通通的生活细节，非要当成里程碑一样的大事：“去吃了晚饭，还看了电影！！！” Analysis: A very boring life. 分析：这样的日子真无聊。 3. Giving details about health along with emoticon to verify feelings about it: “Feeling sick today 发身体情况的细节，还要加个表情符号证实自己说的没错：“今天感觉病怏怏的:(” Analysis: Bored, and too stupid to just play Words with Friends. 分析：这人也被无聊逼的，和朋友玩文字游戏你都不够格