英语趣闻：泡泡温泉幽默段子.doc

英语趣闻：泡泡温泉幽默段子 A:Tom,look at your shoes.How dirty they are! You must clear hem. 汤姆，看看你的鞋子，多脏呀，你必须洗一洗了。 B:Oh.Mother,but I cleaned them only yesterday. 噢，妈妈，可我昨天才洗过的。 A:But they are dirty now.You must clean them again. 可现在它们又脏了，你再洗一次吧。 B:I dont want to clean them today. Even if I clean them today,they will be dirty again tomorrow. 我今天不想洗，我即使今天把鞋洗了，明天还会脏的。 A:OK,dont clean them then. 好吧，那就别洗了。 　（ln the evening Tom came back from school.he was very hungry. 晚上汤姆放学回到家，他非常饿。） B:Mother,give me something to eat, please. 妈妈，请给我拿些吃的吧？ A:You had your breakfast in the morning, Tom, and you had your lunch at school. 汤姆，你早晨吃了早饭，在学校吃了午饭。 B:But I am hungry now. 可我现在又饿了。 A:Oh,really? But even if Igive you something to eat today, you will be hungry again tomorrow. 噢，真的吗？可是即使今天我给你吃的明天你还会饿呀。