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Women have a much better time than men in this world. There are far more things forbidden to them.Oscar Wilde Men are all alike - except the one youve met whos different.Mae West Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.Oscar Wilde Dont get suckered in by the comments?they can be terribly misleading. Debug only code.Dave Storer Submitted by Dylan Woodward I never fail, I simply succeed in finding what does not work.Mitch Hedberg I never forget a face, but in your case Ill be glad to make an exception.Groucho Marx A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.Rudyard Kipling Any American who is prepared to run for President should automatically, by definition, be disqualified from every doing so. Gore Vidal. It is impossible to travel faster than light, and certainly not desirable, as ones hat keeps blowing off.Woody Allen Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that dont work, those that break down and those that get lost. Russell Baker. A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.Bernard Shaw If people dont sit at Chaplins feet, he goes out and stands where they are sitting. Herman J. Mankiewicz Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it.Brian W. Kernighan You can get much further with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone. Al Capone. Theres nothing more restful than taking orders from fools. If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.Woody Allen A hard man is good to find.Mae West Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste. Wes Smith. Submitted by Jackie Fiorini If there was a clone of me, with my same looks and act, she would be my worst enemy.Jackie Fiorini Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each