高一英语《Unit1Friendship》课件.pptVIP

Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday? I gave it to a poor old woman, he answered. Youre a good boy, said the mother proudly. Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman? She is the one who sells the candy. Nest and Hair My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed 告诉 by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom. What kind of bird? my sister asked. I didnt see the bird, ma am, only the nest, replied the child. Then, can you give us a description of the nest? my sister encouraged her . Well, maam, it just resembles your hair.  Ive Just Bitten My Tongue Are we poisonous? the young snake asked his mother. Yes, dear, she replied - Why do you ask? Cause Ive just bitten my tongue!  A Woman Who Fell It was rush hour and I was dashing to a train in New York Citys Grand Central Terminal - As I neared the gate, a plump, middle-aged woman sprinted up from behind, lost her footing on the smooth marble floor and slid onto her back. Her momentum carried her close to my shoes. Before I could help her, however, she had scrambled up. Gaining her composure, she winked at me and said, Do you always have beautiful women failing at your feet? 摔倒的女人 上下班高峰期，我匆匆奔向纽约豪华中心站去赶一趟火车。接近门口，一位肥胖的中年妇女从后面冲过来，没想到在平滑的大理石地面上失了脚，仰面滑倒了。她的惯性使她接近了我的脚。我正准备扶她，她却自己爬了起来。她镇定了一下，对我挤了一下眉，说道：“总是有漂亮女人拜倒在你脚下吗？” The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again, and said he:Let me ask the evolutionist a question --- if we had tails like a baboon, where are they? Ill venture an answer, said an old lady. We have worn them off sitting here so long.. 教进化论的老师已经滔滔不绝地讲了快两个小时，他的话题又来了：“让我向进化论者提个问题——如果我们曾经像狒狒那样长着尾巴，那么现在尾巴到哪里去了？” “我来试试看，”一位老太太说。 “该是我们在这里坐这么久把它们磨掉了吧。” A Holiday from School Tommy hated school and was always looking for excuses not to go. If he sneezed, he asked his mother to write a note saying he had a