大话王LiarLiar.doc

Today were going to share what our parents do for... (Children, Woman) Work! My mommy is a doctor. - My daddy is a truck driver. - My moms a teacher. - And your dad? - Mmm. My dad-- Hes... a liar. A-- A liar? Oh, lm sure you dont mean a liar. Well, he wears a suit and goes to court and talks to the judge. Oh! l see. You mean hes a lawyer. (Man) Hey, Fletcher. Howd it go? - Just another victory for the wrongly accused. - Yeah, right. -(Laughs) - Mr. Reede, great job. Do you want your coat back? No, lm sure youll be needing it again and again. - Do you have a moment? - lm late. lts my day to be with my son. A couple of reporters want to talk about your big win. Yeah? Hows my hair? Fabulous. You look great. (Gasps) - What time is it? - l am sure your dad just got held up in court again. - Dad! - Maximilian! Hey, how ya doin, creep? Good. Me too, except my arm has been botherin me. - Oh, no, Dad! - Oh, yeah. lts becoming a claw! -(Growling) -(Giggling) (Gasps) Nothing can stop the claw! Run, boy, run! Save yourself! Do the claw to Mom! Do the claw to Mom! Uh-oh. You found the claws only weakness. Subzero temperatures! -(Laughs) - So, did you have any trouble finding the place? Okay, lm late. lm sorry. l ran out of gas. The gauge is broken. Rough neighborhood too. Good thing l was wearin neutral gang colors. l might have had to pull out my nine and bust a cap. My mind and my money and my money and my mind -(Giggling) - They would never hurt you, Fletcher. Youre their lawyer. That was below the belt. Keep the gloves up. Mom, Dads taking me to see wrestling! - Oh, Fletcher! - Oh, Audrey! Why do you have to take him to see that stuff? lts very violent. The boy must grow to be a warrior. Who better to guide him than Rick Rude... and Randy Macho-man Savage in the cage of death? (Car Horn Honking) (Fletcher Moans) Oh, good! -(Max) Je