Silly Questions With Clever Answers.doc

Silly?Questions?With?Clever?Answers? 1 A: When a man’s pocket is empty and yet have something in it? ?B: When it has a hole in it. 2 A: When does a chair dislike you? ? B: When it can’t bear you. 3 A: Who dares sit before the Queen with his hat on? ?B: Her coachman马车夫. 4 A: Why do cows wear cowbells? ? B: Because their horns don’t work. 5 A: Why do we buy clothes? ? B: Because we can’t get them for nothing. 6 A: What breaks but never falls, and what falls but never breaks? B: Dawn breaks and never falls and night falls but never breaks. 7 A: Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer? B: Because he lies on one side，then turns around and lies on the other. 8 A: When do rabbits have sixteen legs? B: When there are four of them. 9 A: What is the end of everything? B: The letter G. 10 A: Why is a river so rich? B: Because it has two banks. 11 A: What person do you always take your hat off to? B: The barber. 12 A: How does a fish smell???? B: Through its nose. 13 A: What kind of water can’t freeze? B: Hot water. 14 A: How do you find a nail???? B: Under the letter N. 15 A: Why is the moon like a dollar? B: It has four quarters. 16 A: Why is a room full of married people like an empty room? B: Because there is not a single person in it. 17 A: When is an artist unhappy???? B: When he draws a long face. 18 A: When are roads angry? B: When they are crossroads. 19 A: When does a bus feel hungry? B: When its empty inside. 20 A: What profession is a postman? B: He is a man of letters (学者；作家). 21 A: Which is the way to London???? B: One foot up the other down, That is the way to London Town. 22 A: Which has neither beginning nor end? B: A wedding ring. 23 A: Why does the conductor cut a hole in your railway ticket? B: To let you pass through. 24 A: What relation is a door to a doorstep? ? B: A step farther. 25 A: Why did the boy throw the butter out of the window? ? B: To see the butterfly. 26 A: Why was Man created with only one mouth but two ears?? B: Because this proves he