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I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house. Zsa Zsa Gabor Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.Jim Bishop Submitted by John Veloz My girlfriend is cross eyed,Im going to leave her due to a shitty perspective. Do not worry about your problems with mathematics, I assure you mine are far greater. Albert Einstein Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall. Larry Wilde. C is quirky, flawed, and an enormous success.Dennis M. Ritchie I never know what I think about something until I read what Ive written on it.William Faulkner Sure, there have been deaths and injuries in boxing, but none of them serious. Alan Winter. I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.Bertrand Russell Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.Joseph HellerIn Catch-22. Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. Pablo Picasso. The evolution of languages: FORTRAN is a non-typed language. C is a weakly typed language. Ada is a strongly typed language. C++ is a strongly hyped language.Ron Sercely What I have crossed out I didnt like. What I havent crossed out Im dissatisfied with.Cecil B. DeMille The Prime Minister has nothing to hide from the President of the United States.Winston ChurchillStepping from his bath in presence of President Roosevelt. Submitted by Jackie Fiorini If there was a clone of me, with my same looks and act, she would be my worst enemy.Jackie Fiorini The biggest no-talent I ever worked with. Paul Cohen on Buddy Holly Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis. Jack Handy. Once youre done writing the code, never open it again unless you want to see how uncomprehensible and utterly ridiculous it really is.Raphael Sazonov The one thing women dont want