泰坦尼克号选读.ppt

泰坦尼克号后现代搞笑版   It’s a cold evening.TheTianic has sunken.Rose,Jack and Oscar are on the life boat floating in the ocean.这是一个寒冷的晚上。泰坦尼克号沉没。露丝,杰克和奥斯卡飘浮在海洋的救生艇上。  This is Jack.This is Rose and this is Oscar,her husband to be.这是杰克。这是露丝和奥斯卡,她的未婚夫。 Oh,honey!Are you OK？噢！亲爱的！你还好吗？ She is my girl!她是我的女人！ You are so cold! 你真冷! Bosideng,warm and comfortable it’s my choice.波司登，温暖、舒适我的选择。 I love you! But l love Bosideng more!我爱你！但是我更喜欢波司登 Hey!She is my wife to be.Who are you?嘿!她是我的未婚妻。你是谁 ? l am l!Wo de di pan wo zuo zhu!我就是我!我的地盘我做主 People on the Earth all know, she and l will go to New York to have our wedding.地球人都知道,她和我将去纽约举行我们的婚礼。 But now…但是，现在… Don’t say any more!Take your knife out!别废话了!把你的刀亮出来！ Ok! Let’s go fighting!好啊!来来来，我们PK.谁怕谁 No,no,no！Please stop！不!不!请你们停下！ Help,help!救命啊！救命啊！ Honey,how are you?亲爱的！你怎么样了？ Piao Rou,just so confident！飘柔，就是那么自信 Help,help!救命啊！救命啊！ You are my little apple!你是我的小苹果！ But, what about Oscar?但是，奥斯卡怎么办？ Don’t pay attention to him!OK! Darling!l love you! Loving you,like the mouse like the rice.亲爱的，不要理他!我爱你，就像老鼠爱大米！ At this time ,Oscar has been far away! Jack and Rose are still floating in the ocean.lt’s colder and colder.在这个时候,奥斯卡已经漂得很远!杰克和露丝仍漂浮在海洋上。现在越来越冷。 Do you feel cold?你冷吗？ Yes!You see we are so lonely.是的!你看我们如此可怜。 Don’t worry! l have this. This is a magic DaHuoJi !别担心!我有这个。这是一个神奇的打火机! Do you know who am I ？l am superwoman.The famous superman is my brother.l am willing to help others!你知道我是谁吗?我是女超人。著名的超人是我的弟弟。我非常愿意帮助别人! Would you please help us get away from here?请帮助我们离开这里好吗 ? Oh,pretty boy!Come here!l will save you! 哦,帅哥!来姐姐这儿!我可以救你! Take my girl together!带上我的女孩一起走！ No way!不行！ Don’t worry!没关系！ l am a princess from lndia!我是来自印度的公主 ！ Would you please help us get away from here?请帮助我们离开这里好吗 ? OK! l have a magic blanket,maybe it can take you away.Come on!好的!我有一个神奇的毯子,也许可以把你带走。来吧 On no! lt’s broken. My blanket!不!它破了。我的毯子 ！ Yi! Where am l？My name is H