Unit3AtasteofEnglishhumour语篇演练(十二).docVIP

Unit 3　A taste of English humour语篇演练(十二) 时间安排：第四周·周五　　演练题型：完形填空＋阅读理解　　建议用时：25分钟 答案栏：1～5_______ 6～10_______ 11～15_______ 16～20_______ 21～24_______ Ⅰ.完形填空 A new neighbor moved to the Smiths next door.After they got to know each other, the Smiths were __1__ of the neighbor, who was always __2__ things from them.Almost every day he came __3__ to borrow something and for most of the things, hed never return. “What I want to know，” Mr.Smith said to his wife one evening，“is __4__ he cant buy the things he needs.” “Because people think we are __5__ enough to lend him what he needs，”she replied.“As long as we are __6__ to lend, hell keep on borrowing.” “Then well never lend him __7__ again，” Mr.Smith said. “The next time he asks to borrow something, Ill say___8__.” “We must have a good ___9__ ，” his wife said，“and we must always try to be __10__ to him. We dont want to make an enemy of the man.” It was not long before their __11__ not to lend their neighbor anything ever again was put to the __12__ . The next morning there was a knock on the door. Mr. Smith came to __13__ it. Their neighbor was standing there. Mr. Smith knew he was going to borrow something, and was ready to __14__him politely. “Good morning，” their neighbor said, “Im sorry to trouble you, but I ___15__ if I could borrow your garden scissors. ” “Im sorry，” Mr. smith said, “__16__ Im afraid my wife and I will be using them today. Well be __17__ all day working in the __18__ .” “Oh, I see，” the neighbor said, “ in that case, __19__I borrow your golf clubs? You wont be needing them __20__youre working in the garden all day, will you？” 1.A.fond　　　　　 B．satisfied C．proud D．sick 2．A.stealing B．damaging C．borrowing D．offering 3．A.over B．up C．on D．off 4．A.why B．when C．where D．that 5．A.honest B．foolish C．poor D．humorous 6．A.willing B．popular C．familiar D．strict 7．A.everything B．nothing C．anything