管理-长荣大学资讯管理学系.ppt

第一章;學習要點;問題?;管理笑話#1;管理笑話#1(cont’d);管理笑話#2;So the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work. 屁眼一氣之下，將自己塞起來，不爽，罷工去了 Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered. 心肺也開始失去功能，在很短的時間內，眼睛、手腳就開始不聽使喚， Eventually they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. 最後，大家還是決議讓屁眼當老大， All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit! 所以, 當所有的器官都在做事時, 就老大坐著拉屎（英譯：說屁話） Moral of the story: You don t need brains to be a Boss - any assh