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男人与女人之间的计算公式 浪漫数学 [ROMANCE MATHEMATICS] 精明的男人 + 精明的女人 = 浪漫 精明的男人 + 愚蠢的女人 = 私通 愚蠢的男人 + 精明的女人 = 婚姻 愚蠢的男人 + 愚蠢的女人 = 怀孕 购物数学 [SHOPING MATHEMATICS] 男人总是花两元钱买他需要的价值一元的东西 A man will pay for a item he needs 女人总是花1元钱买她不需要的价值2元的东西 A woman will pay for a item that she doesn‘‘t need 一般方程与统计 [GENERAL EQUATIONS STATISTICS] 女人在找到一个丈夫之前总是为未来担心 A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband 男人在找到一个妻子之后才开始担心未来 A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife 成功男人的标志是: 挣的钱比他妻子花掉的还多 A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend 成功女人的标志是: 她找到??这样一个丈夫 A successful woman is one who can find such a man 幸福 [HAPPINESS] 要想与一个男人幸福相守, 你必须对他多一份理解少一份爱 To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little 要想与一个女人幸福相守, 你必须尽量多爱她, 但绝不要试图去理解她 To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all 长寿 [LONGEVITY] 结婚的男人比独身的男人长寿, 但结婚的男人更多的想去死 Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die 改变嗜好 [PROPENSITY TO CHANGE] 女人嫁给一个男人, 期望着他会发生改变, 但他并没有变化 A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn‘‘t 男人娶了一个女人, 期望着她不会变化, 但她却改变了 A man marries a woman expecting that she won‘t change, and she does