2015高中英语 当武藏小次郎插手邹忌课堂活动表演剧本素材.docVIP

当武藏小次郎插手邹忌 ?Figure(人物)：W(Wu武藏),S(Small小次郎),Z(邹忌),Y(Yiping依萍)， X(Xu Gong徐公)，K(Qi King齐王），Q(Qi Queen齐后） ? First scene. ????????? W武藏 ? S小次郎 W:Whether ask us what problem.——不管问我们什么问题S:We will be released to solve!——我们都会一一解答！ W:Insisting on the evils of love and realistic.——坚持爱和真实的罪恶 S:The most charismatic villain figures.——最有魅力的反派人物 W: Two persons who across the Milky Ways rockets are...——跨越银河系的火箭对的两个人是S:Xiaocilang.——小次郎！ W:Wuzang.——武藏！W:There are 38 widows waiting in the black future. ——黑色的未来有38个寡妇在等待！ S:Stop!Why are widows?——等等，凭啥是寡妇？ W:It is not bad to have two widows for your appearance.——就你那样，整俩寡妇不错了。 S:Oh.What task are we going to take this time?——唉对了，这次我们要执行什么任务?W:Do you know the four beautiful acient Chinese?men？——知道中国古代四大美男吗？ S:I wonder who never knows.Zhaojun,Diaochan，Xishi and Guifei.——这谁不知道啊？找菌，叼蝉，西尸，贵肥！ W:(Shot in Xiaos shoulder heavily. )Shit.They are the four beauties.——（重重拍了小一下）放屁，那是四大美女！ S:Then,who are they?——那四大美男又是谁呢？ W:Zou Ji and Xu Gong.——邹忌，徐公。 S:And the other two?还少两个啊？ W:(Shot in Xiaos shoulder heavily once more.)Your idiot.They are certainly you and me.——（再重重拍了小一下）笨蛋，另外两个当然是我和你了~~ S:Yeah.(Make a pose with Xiao.)——哦。（和武一起摆了个POSE） W:We will interrupt the story of Zou avoid mock qi king be admonished to change the history.——这次我们要改变历史，破坏邹忌讽齐王纳谏这个故事。 S:How?——怎么破坏？ W:(Shot in Xiaos shoulder again.)Fool.Do you know the power hidden in the dark?——（再打了一下小）傻瓜，你知道隐藏在黑暗中的力量吗？ S:Amazing.Lets go! ? Second scene.?? (Shanghai Beach（上海滩）)? Z邹忌? Y依萍? X徐公 (Each department note.Lamplight,acoustics.)——（各部门注意，灯光、音响。） Z：Although I am the most handsome man in my wife and concubines heart,I am not sure about that.——虽然在我妻妾心里我是最帅的，我还不能确信。 Z：As we know,two heads are better than one.I should ask the third one for the same question.——都知道，三个臭皮匠胜过一个诸葛亮。我应该多问一个人。 （Romance in the Rain）loading...... (Applause.) Z：You are still so pretty!——你还是那么漂亮！ L: And you are more and more smart.——而你越来越好看了。 Z：But I heard that Xu Gong is more handsome than me.——但我听说徐公比我更帅。 L:Mm?——恩？ Z