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AQ歪传剧本 Q:Hello，everyone，I am very famous. My name is QQ,people call me A-Q. I am very famous,I love my job very much.You know I am a worker.but I hate my boss.He says is a foreigner, but I don’t belive it.Hey,master! M:A-Q,you know tomorrow is my father’s birthday. Q:Oh,your father’s birtjday? How old is your father? M:He is dead! Q:Oh,he… Q:Oh, I am so sorry,I am sorry ,sorry to hear that. Q:But when did your father die? M:Two years before I was born. Q: Two years before you were born? M:So, tomorrow,AQ, you should work harder. Q:Of course,of course I will work harder. Q:But master…I just want some more money. M:You want some more money? Q:Yes,I want some money, master. M: (抽)Tell you,no way! No way! Q: (哭) No way? M:But …I can find somebody to help you. Q: Somebody to help me? Who? M: Wuma,come here. Wuma be quike! AQ!This is Wuma. M:Wuma,now you just work together with AQ. AQ…AQ…AQ…(抽) Q:Master! M:This is Wuma. (Q:yes,I know.) M:From now on you just work together with her. Q:No problem. M:Do remember,do not do anything wrong to her.Or I will kill you. M:It’s ten o’clock. I just want to go to buy one animals to eat. Q:Oh,animal to eat. M:Remember,I will be back,do not do anything wrong to her. Q：Of course not, take it easy. (M离开) Q：En…Wuma…Wuma Wuma, Wuma what’s your name?Wuma W：My name is wuma. Q:Wuma,how many husbands do you have? W: Only one. Q:Oh, she says only one!En….how old is he? W:（哭） He is dead Q: He is dead!I am very glad to hear that. Wuma..wuma….you know my name is QQ,people call me AQ.You know,I have a large house. I have a large house,you know? I make money everyday ,a lot of money. W:So you have a lot of wives? Q: a lot of wives! Hehehe ….i don’t have any wives.But I have two dogs, and three cats and four monkeys. W: Are they beautiful? Q: Of course they are very beautiful.But you are more beautiful than animals.I am sorry ,I mean animal are more beautiful than you. I am sorry ,I mean you are as beautiful as animals. Wuma..wuma…To be frank